brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

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sex-nugget:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?

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